The word ‘TREBLE’ begins to flash in yer heids. He’s irrepressible and looks unstoppable. Still gave us a shift but after Wednesday’s worldy the promise of more Hacky wizardry was in the air, only to be overwhelmed by the stench from the stands as his threat fizzled out.ĭEADLY NIGHTSHADE – 7.5/10 – ‘Aye the wee mhan canny shake off those bas…YAAAAASS!” He’s here, he’s there, he’s every flaminwhere, and BANG! – the workrate and the run-rate pay off with a sumptuous finish after he squeezes his tiny form into a gap hardly the size of Andy Halliday’s winkie – micro according to Jamesy – and HACKY SACK – 6/10 – Ach, the only mild disappointment of the day. Gets on the ball or turns an opponent the sheer footballing potential is worth the ticket alone. But even not at his deadliest, for every blocked shot or save there’s a lift in your adrenalin levels when he HAKUNA HATATE – 7/10 – Reo, Reo – all about the endeavour today and no golden finishes to slay the Edinburger Ludge. Interviews – so zoned-out I expect to smell hash from the telly and see him exit on a skateboard mid-sentence. He potted around after that like an octagenarian gardener trying to germinate runner beans but remained alert enough to pick out his runner – AJ storming to the byline – to kill off the filthy degenerates as hope for a second-half reprisal bloomed in their black hearts. Icing on the cake from a Mooey top performance are his post-game But it flavoured the chips (breakfast) perfectly. MOOEY – 7.5/10 – Starts quite slowly, they say… What flaming clown writes phish like that? Tam McManus levels of bollocks…So Mooey stayed up all night to prove a point and guided in a spanking ripping yarn of a finish before they’d even taken the protective sash off the VAR monitor, to spill lunchtime Guinness all over the place. *Zombies with nothing to watch until Sunday afternoon.ĬALMAC – 7/10 – Where’s the Calmac brand of kitchen roll that’s the most obvious endorsement ever seen: “CALMAC – absorbency like no other tidy your (big…) hoose today”. The footballer’s footballer cruised through, sitting deep most second period after bursting into life intermittently first half to show the world what naturally gifted footballing feet can cultivate. Allied his positional instinct terrifically to stifle their final balls as they pressed to get back in the game a captain who leads by example and admiration. The Bhoy’s a deceptive animal of a player who digs the physical challenges but utilises the professional game intelligence at the core of his ability extremely well as a control mechanism otherwise he’d be tempted to just run around smashing up wee pre-ricks like Halliday ah, wouldn’t we all… Quite a find. Luckily they both speak the same language – North Americanski – so that right side of defence was a sealed unit.įaith in his backup allowed AJ to roam to matchwinning effect – terrific run to set up the Half-time entertainment right in the yapping gubs of the ‘home support’*. WAYNE GRETZKY – 8/10 – Another rocky mountain man to work off CCV in a combination of steel and granite. A tank with the heart of a lion and a fearsome desire to engage in combat and win. Nightmare for expectant opposition as he rebukes about everything youĬan throw at him, then throws in the killing heider and throws back a Sunday League Special to cripple the cheekist maroon cloon within range Would have been a 10/10 if Halliday had been on the end of it… And our 2001 Space Odyssey monolith at the heart of defence won’t open anything for the opposition, either. GET CARTER – 9/10 MOTM – “Open the pod bay doors, Cal…” No. STAR LORD – 6/10 – What happened? There, putting in a steady, focussed shift, then gone – a mystery of the universe beyond Carl Sagan as our Carl failed a half-time sanity test and a talking racoon was glimpsed grumbling around the dingy corridors of Swinecastle. Scrapped it out all game, winning the tussles that mattered rises like his bread rolls to the occasion here. Goonies along the stand and still give as good as he gets. GREGGS THE BAKER – 7/10 – He’ll take a battering and incomprehensible abuse from the frothing ROXIE – 8.5/10 – Soccer expert Tam McManus thinks Celtic need to replace Joe Hart…It’s showtime and the showgal is a stopper and a half! Quite brilliant save and heroic block from big Joe who’s currently living out some kind of Roy Of The Rovers twilight to his phenomenal career.
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